It was a Horrible Terrible No good very Bad week. And I can’t even move to Australia . Cause I can’t take Toby , And I’m not leaving him . Maybe I can just move to Seattle . To falsely accuse someone doing something who had absolutely nothing to so with the issue . Is wrong! I am the type of person if you asked did you do this ? Yes and this is why or No, I did not . But someone who is barely a coworker accused me of making a claim against me . And I’m a liar cause nobody else would do it. Why would I ? I’m trapped with you for 8 hours a day . it’s a very small office why would I stir the pot ? There was yelling and I just sat there straight faced never batted a lash.
My Boss let her to this. Which was so disappointing . That after it was all said and done. There was no apology .“ I was going to check on you But I didn’t ” . “ You handled yourself so well “ “ you spoke clearly and a nice tone , and very stern I couldn’t have done that “ and then “ she’s just mad and you’re a easy target to take it out on .” ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? The week was a struggle to say the least.
Derek came home on Wednesday as usual and requested tacos which was a super easy dinner to make. Derek and Jordan either really liked it or they were starving Cause there wasn’t much left over.
Saturday night was and interesting time. So Derek’s good friend and her friend were going for a drink and invited Derek . I opted to stay home and take a nap. But then I get a text we are going bowling do you want to come ? No , not really . Cause Jordan wanted to go bowling . And well she could not go .
Then came please , and bring them socks. Which lets call her Amy was very nice and funny and didn’t even try to bowl. But she was good company . Then there was Derek’s bestie I take it she doesn’t drink much and probably doesn’t have the best life. But if you cannot hold the liquor don’t drink it! She was loud and using language that really wasn’t necessary especially around children who where playing beside us.
And she thought they were cheering her on . But the look on there faces was more like this crazy woman !
Then it was decided Bestie needed some food in her I was really really hoping for Cork and Pig and Bonsai it was . I was the only person who could drive. So they piled into Opal . We went a block and they sat us quickly. But here came the loud voice again ! And she chewed with her mouth open and I don’t know if that’s a normal thing or if it was because she had to much to drink. But I deposited them back to the bowling alley where Amy’s daughter was the uber. Amy hugged me bye and said nice meeting you . Bestie got out and I locked the doors. Then Derek got in and we went home. Where we chatted a bit about the night . And I took Benadryl unfortunately it kicked in way sooner than I thought.
But the amount of text Derek got after our return home was ridiculous “ Does she hate me ? “ Oh lord … How old are you ?
Derek finally successfully smoked a brisket Sunday and I’m not sure who is going to eat. He attempted a stuffed piece of pork with boudain again … and it was as dry as dirt . it was awful . It went to the trash .
Jordan had to work at the hospital all weekend. So we had the situation of having to be really quiet. Cause she worked 7pm to 7am. We did our best and she slept all the way to 3ish. I think we did pretty good. She survived a full weekend of nights. She did hint at French toast sticks for breakfast on her return.
Monday came way to early and I was up at 4:30 with Derek and whats a girl to do ? She makes French toast and turns them into stick for her not child.
And in the end we all know I can’t move to Australia , cause as the story goes even in Australia they have bad days too.
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